John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,"
"That sounds wonderful," said Brian."Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God!
!! What did her mother say when she saw youmaking love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaa."
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