A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner hecooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking andignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, "Did I screw up thecooking.
.." "No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."
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