Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked "The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked."I told him to get the fuck out of my bedroom and take his eightmates with him!" Mary said.
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