Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!"
"Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!"
"Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!
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