A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist is done, he says, "Hey Sister, what are you going to tell the other Sisters now?"
"I'll tell them the truth, that you grabbed me, threw me to the ground, and raped me twice.
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.unless you're tired." she responded.
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