A horny young man went to a brothel...
A horny young man went to a brothel.
.. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, "On the first floor, we have the ex-models.
.. they are all slinky and sexy.
.. On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses.
..
they are all buxom and beautiful.
.. On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers.
..
. they.
.."Man, "Say no more! Lead me to the third floor."Madam, "Are you sure.
.. I'm surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses."Man, "It's obvious, ma'am, teachers always make you do a thing over and over again, until you're perfect at it."
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