The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 perounce."
"Listen," the man shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't wantsomething called 'Perhaps'; I want something called.
.."You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You'll Get Some !
!"
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