A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked the judge."Guilty or not guilty."
"Not guilty," replied the man."On what grounds?" queried the judge."I didn't think she was dead.
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.I thought she was an American."
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