Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks alittle further and kicks a cow. Once inside, hismother says, "I saw what you did, young man! Forkicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, andfor kicking the cow, no milk for a week."Just at that moment, the boy's father walks throughthe door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wannatell him, or should I ?"
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