A midget walks into the doctors and says...
A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fuckingitchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching".
The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya"So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes.
The doc finishes and says, "How's that?"The midget says, "Fucking brilliant, what did you do?"The Doc says, "I trimmed back your high boots"
we have more jokes here... check this out
- A man walks into a doctor office
- An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
- A Short History of Medicine
- Oprectomy
- Proctologists
- Psychiatric Hotline
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
- Howard had felt guilty all day long...
- A woman consulted a doctor...
- A man walks in to a doctors office...
post comment