How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time

How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,

empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,

humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,

coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,

nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,

accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,

lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,

attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend,

coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize,

detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace,

accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead,

borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch,

crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for,

dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine,

cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate,

enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite,

taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab onthe ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey,

hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care ifI die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,

humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the freeworld, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble,

drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,

indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize andworship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again. How to Satisfy a Man Every TimeShow up naked.

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true, but dude, format the joke

dd 02/05/09 12:59 PM

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