CHECK THE BUFFETT!

In a Texas bar,

The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.

So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'emout".

Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,

at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar.

Fred ask the man if there is something that he can get forhim.

The gay guy replies "i was going to get a beer,

but i'll check your buffettfirst"