One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.
After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in thegreatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!"
"Did I say I was 64?"
"Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?"
"Damn straight you did! I'm 85!"
"85!
! Unbelievable! You would be in great shape if you were25! How old was your father when he died?"
"Did I say he was dead?"
"You mean.
.."
"Damn straight! He's 106 and going strong!"
"My Lord! What a healthy family you must come from!
How long did your grandfather live?"
"Did I say he was dead?"
"No! You can't mean.
.."
"Damn straight! He's 126, and getting married next week!"
"126! Truly amazing, Mr. Edwards. But gee, I wouldn't thinka man would want to get married at that age!"
"Did I say he 'wanted' to get married?
.
.."
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