Who will you choose?

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.

Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.

Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chainsmokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleepsuntil noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart ofbrandy every evening.

Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,

doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't hadany illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice?

?Candidate A is Franklin D. RooseveltCandidate B is Winston ChurchillCandidate C is Adolph HitlerSent by Marina

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