I didn't get any money this time
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,
000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,
000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,
000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
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