There was life before the computer
An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a fileAnd if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fireHard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd a backup happened to your commode! Cut--you did with a pocket knifePaste you did with glueA web was a spider's homeAnd a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my headI hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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