User song and music
User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it in /dev/nullEmail flaming with the user hitting D-controlShell's called Reno and it's written in CGot a couple of xterms, keys set to repeatRoot came sayin' I'm insane to complainAbout an online wedding and a stain on my screenDon't believe everything that you make(1)You get a cracker from Europe and a login that's fakeSo write your code in Perl in the darkSaving all your hacks for working at a tech parkYo - punch itSo - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Double dense floppy)So - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
Forces of evil in a MUD/MOO nightmareBan all the members in a phony #chat channel 'causeOne's got a handle and the other's got a .
planOne online spammed the other and ranWith the FTP and the insane print jobThe daytime crap of the alt.
test slobHe hung himself with a call to pingTwenty milliseconds and it's spitting out another stringRTFM if you can't relateTrade the Sun for a car and the Web for a dateAnd MIME is a nifty hack for mailing to a newbieThat's choking on my MPEGsSo - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Get crazy with the caps lock)So - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Drive-by BIFF post).
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Yo, bring it on down.
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I'm a hacker, I'm a winnerProgram's gonna work, I can feel itSo - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(I can't retrieve you)So - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(NULL)So - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Sprecken sie DOS, eh, baby)So - dumping coreI'm a user, baby, so why don't you kill(1) me?
(Know what I'm typin'?
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