Women's translations
WOMEN?
S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?
m sorry. = You?
ll be sorry.
We need.
.. = I wantIt?
s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want.
.. = You?
ll pay for this later. We need to talk.
.. = I need to complain Sure.
..
go ahead = I don?
t want you to.
I?
m not upset = Of course I?
m upset, you moron! You?
re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You?
re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = .
..
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
..
.. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I?
m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you?
re really not going to like.
I?
ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I?
m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!
? = Too late, you?
re dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don?
t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In response to What?
s wrong?
:The same old thing = NothingNothing = EverythingNothing, really = It?
s just that you?
re such an idiot!
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