Question answer 07
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?
Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run! What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
Jog-raphy! What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
Ince pies! What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks! Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston Vanilla!
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