Tuba jokes

Q: What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Q: What's a tuba for?

A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.

Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who's driving?

A: The policemanTuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?

Friend: I hope so.

Q: How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

A: With a "tuba glue."

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