Musician jokes

Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.

Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Q: What do you call a male quartet?

A: Three men and a tenor.

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