Short Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?

Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it ! Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?

Because his brown ones were all muddy ! How long should a reindeer's legs be ?

Just long enough to reach the ground ! Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?

Because he didn't want to be recognised ! Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?

The smallest ones ! Where do you find reindeer ?

It depends on where you leave them ! What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?

Baby reindeer !

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