New Year Nerd Resolutions
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve.
.. I resolve to.
.. I resolve to, uh.
.. I resolve to, uh, get my, er.
.. I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.
.. 4:30 is much more practical. 14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL.
.. LOL!" 13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. 12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. 11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate. 10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.
44MB disk.
9. I resolve to work with neglected children.
.. my own. 8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. 7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
5. No more downloads from alt.
binaries.
* 4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily.
.. well, once a week.
.. monthly, perhaps.
.. 3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet. 2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
1. I will read the manual.
.. just as soon as I can find it.
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