Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.
2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years.
3. King David-who neither Heaven nor Earth could move.
4. Moses-who took two tablets and went up into the mountains.
5. Noah-who spent 40 days and 40 nights on the ark and passed nothing but water.
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jegpacquing@gmail.com 05/02/23 10:32 PM6. Samson - he was so constipated that he took the house down.