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Lawyer's club

|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to...

 

What is two plus two?

|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed...

 

Were you ever arrested?

|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question,...

 

Who owns the cows?

|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went to his father and asked if he might be given a desk in...

 

Is there a way to thank you?

|"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the...

 

Leaving money for the dead

|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In...

 

I want to appeal a case

|Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer:...

 

Arguing effectively

|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and...

 

From another planet

|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't show up for trial wearing fur, bones,...

 

Japan is in trouble

|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time before that powerful engine...

 

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