Medicine
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much...
- 0
- 1019
- permalink
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were facing. He said that one of his friends was touring a latex...
- 0
- 1002
- permalink
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good news for you." The woman said, "I'm glad to hear that...
- 0
- 1029
- permalink
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped inand saved him,...
- 0
- 991
- permalink
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and checks, and comesback to the phone, telling him No, the...
- 0
- 1045
- permalink
Who's got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.Realizing his...
- 0
- 1323
- permalink
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day...
- 0
- 1121
- permalink
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
- 0
- 988
- permalink
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry.
- 0
- 1059
- permalink
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves...
- 0
- 1151
- permalink