Medicine

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then...

 

This woman goes into a dentist's office...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."...

 

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy,a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the...

 

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to...

 

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some bad news. You...

 

A mute was walking down the street one day...

A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign language, he inquired how his friend had beendoing. The...

 

A young lady walks into a doctors office...

A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge" The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe...

 

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost...

 

A woman visits her physician...

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it's finally her turn. She enters the doctors' office and sits down. The PhD asks her: "Well, what...

 

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.