Medicine

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."The...

 

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at...

 

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine!...

 

Serious desease

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the medication thedoctor had prescribed was for the rest of her...

 

Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...

Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyeschecked."She says, "You're not kidding. This...

 

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass.

 

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...

A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any...

 

A man walks into a doctor's office with a...

A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.

 

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

 

A girl goes to the doctor...

A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out in four streams."He says, "Get up on the table and I'll...