Medicine
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."The...
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at...
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After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine!...
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Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the medication thedoctor had prescribed was for the rest of her...
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Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyeschecked."She says, "You're not kidding. This...
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Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass.
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A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any...
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A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.
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What's a definition of a gynecologist?
What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure
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A girl goes to the doctor...
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out in four streams."He says, "Get up on the table and I'll...
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