Medicine
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After theexamination, the doctor initiated a...
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Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last...
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Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.
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A man goes to a psychiatrist...
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the firstpicture and asks the man...
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Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.
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A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
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There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already an hourlate for an operation.
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I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"
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