Medicine
The following statements were found on patient charts...
The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care...
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An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, andthey have...
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Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle. The second one says,"That big or that...
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Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another cargoes by, running over the...
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After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor took time to reassure...
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Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,"that new upper plate I put in for you six months...
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The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews and goodnews....
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Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,"Look at the legs among that group.""Sorry old...
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What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
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Give me the bad news first...
"give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also got Alzheimer's Disease.""Oh. Well, that's not so bad....
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