Medicine

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought to the corridor. Beforethey...

 

A stuttering problem

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: 'It appears...

 

She said, "Kiss me doctor!"

She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I...

 

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2...

 

From the life of the insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a...

 

Will it hurt doctor?

Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

 

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm gonna die from it.""Ridiculous," said the doctor. "you'd...

 

Where are the fingers?

Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.The...

 

It is worth trying

A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she...

 

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.