Medicine
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
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The medical student was asked four reasons...
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It's fresher. 2. It's...
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."said one...
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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going...
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There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He...
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A large difference
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The badnews is that you have an inoperable brain...
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What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
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A little change
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment. But I would...
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