Military Jokes
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: "Sir, I just discovered...
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Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?""There are so many...
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Let's see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see the world!...
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Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with...
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Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness...
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An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can do for you", said the doc."In the Army privates don't...
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Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."The second Marine said "No,...
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High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie...
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Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling...
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Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are wonderful", said one soldier."I wish I could say the same...
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