Military Jokes

I am still falling

|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice."Are you hurt?" asked another."I don't...

 

Convince these students

|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the VOLAR. But the culminating point of his oration was...

 

sailor's experience in the Army

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman...

 

Physical training job

|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he...

 

New officer efficiency

|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer." "Got...

 

How far to the town?

|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were...

 

Military Christmas

|'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As...

 

Flying near Athens

|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?""Just snow," replied the...

 

New chemical warfare

|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J,...

 

Painting shows it all

|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that...