Miscellaneous
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son....
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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was...
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Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." Her husband mumbled, "Clock...
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Most Men and Real Men
The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call. Most Men..pretend you're not there when their moms call....
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Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice....
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Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ..Bike helmets. They're good in...
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, "I think it's time I learn to take care of myself. You...
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His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong...
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Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a...
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Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells,...
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