Men Are Like
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.Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. .
.Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. .
.Bike helmets. They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. .
.Government bonds. They take so long to mature. .
.Copiers. You need them in reproduction but that's about it. .
.Lava lamps. Fun to look at it but not all that bright. .
.Bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. .
.High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .
.Curling irons. They're always hot and always in your hair. .
.Mini skirts. If your not careful they'll creep up your legs. .
.Handguns. Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it. .
.Floor tiles. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. .
.Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. .
.Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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