Miscellaneous

Insult Collection #13

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity....

 

Insult Collection #12

What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture. You don't believe...

 

Insult Collection #11

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough....

 

Insult Collection #10

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority...

 

Insult Collection #9

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high. In the next life,...

 

Insult Collection #8

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!...

 

Insult Collection #6

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do...

 

Insult Collection #5

Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base instincts its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. It's...

 

Insult Collection #4

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so. Man alive! But...

 

Insult Collection #3

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. People say that you are outspoken, but not by...