Miscellaneous
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u t . Sailboat fuel for...
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak...
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Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses don't run. Outlet isn't grounded. Over the rainbow....
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Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a window. One pearl short of a necklace. One prayer short...
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Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence from his senses. On the batting end of a no-hitter. One bit...
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Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not digging in the same ditch with the rest of us. Not done...
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Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring lines don't reach the dock. More marbles in a...
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Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing a rope. Likes dunking...
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Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude...
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Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he'd depressurize. If he had another brain, it would be...
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