Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a window. One pearl short of a necklace. One prayer short of absolution. One press short of a CAPS LOCK key. (Types all uppercase.
) One punch/swing/hit short of a fight. One sentence short of a paragraph. One shade short of a rainbow. One shingle shy of a roof, and the water's getting in. One ship short of a full fleet. One side short of a pentagon. One signature short of a book. One sleeve/button short of a shirt. One snowflake short of a ski slope. One song short of a musical. One span short of a bridge. One step short of the attic. One strawberry short of a quart. One strike past being called out. One sub short of a party platter. One taco/enchilada short of a combination plate. One teabag short of a pot. One tower short of a castle. One tree short of a hammock. One vine short of the tree. (For Tarzan types.
) One weight short of a shipwreck. Only one oar in the water. Only playing with 51 cards. Only playing with the jokers
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