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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they're headcases !

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.