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Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?

 

Idiot and fool jokes

"How come you're only watering half your lawn?" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. "I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee...

 

Idiot and fool jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"

 

Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?