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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

 

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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

 

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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.

 

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Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

 

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Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

 

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Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

 

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Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure....

 

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Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn...

 

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The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your...

 

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- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.