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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's...

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.