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Yo momma jokes

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."