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Yo momma jokes

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

 

Zoo jokes

Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied...

 

Zoo jokes

Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign...

 

Zoo jokes

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down....

 

Zoo jokes

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu's ears...

 

Zoo jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and...

 

Zoo jokes

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the...

 

Zoo jokes

My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!"

 

Zoo jokes

"Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father. "Why would you wanna go see...