Police Jokes
Police officer's foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
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Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The...
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How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and...
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You're back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to...
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Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he...
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Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department...
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Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.""'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
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Explaining his claim
|A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand you're...
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Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road...
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