Religion

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...

The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to...

 

The girl knelt in the confessional and said...

The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day...

 

Noah And Today's Ark

Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain until the whole world is covered with water andall the...

 

Three religious truths

There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian...

 

A Friend's Prayer

A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

 

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some...

 

What is white and flies across the sky?

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

 

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!

 

Visual joke

Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

 

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.