Religion
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.After a while he started advancing...
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What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
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"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they...
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What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?"Don't do anything 'till I get back."
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What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face wasplastered with red lipstick, and a...
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What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and...
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this isreally...
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