Religion

What did God say after creating man?

What did God say after creating man? "I can do better"

 

The local priest came across Paddy who had...

The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.""Really,...

 

A fine sermon

A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand."Preacher, I'll...

 

In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...

In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three...

 

ZHow offensive is that?

How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him....

 

The priest was preparing a man...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you...

 

Soap dispenser

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyrealize there is no soap. Father John says he hassome soap...

 

Pastime for Passover

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

 

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man...

 

Show him your cross

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic...