Religion

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a...

 

What do you give the paedophile who has everything?

What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish

 

What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...

What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

 

A crowd had gathered around a whore and...

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first...

 

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older...

 

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.

 

What was the First Commandment?

What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."

 

What's the difference between Jesus and...

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

 

Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?

Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

 

Divine Right

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head...