Religion
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a...
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What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
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What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first...
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A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older...
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.
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What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."
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What's the difference between Jesus and...
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head...
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